My Dad Takes My Side On These Things

  • Rocio: You know, actually, is there, like, some planetary alignment for all of this year? It's a monumental year for everyone. Dad turned 50, it'll be your 30th wedding anniversary in April, Jav's 10th anniversary is coming up, you'll turn 50.
  • Mom: Yes.
  • Rocio: And 1234lander was telling me so many of his friends are getting married this year. Last week he named, like, five couples who recently got engaged, and then 3/4ths of Norm's friends will be married by summer.
  • Mom: Yes.
  • Rocio: Is it something in the air?
  • (Mom starts fanning and blowing air into Rocio's face)
  • Rocio: I'm going to interpret this to mean you really want my novel published this year.
  • Mom: Breathe it! Breathe the air!
  1. dewdropitlikeitshot posted this
Birth is like being torn from a piece of paper/ A quivering piece/ Flung into the hurricane

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