I’ve been on the Spring Roll Diet, in case anybody was wondering. The Spring Roll Diet is a nice way of saying someone is obsessed with spring rolls. They’re the perfect food, because they’re cheap, light but satisfying to the stomach, and they have bean sprouts (which are crazy bueno for you). I like to make them with rice paper made by a company that features three ladies on their packaging. Any packaging with a flower on it might not be as good. One way to tell if you’re on the Spring Roll Diet is by adding up the amount of peanut sauce and sriracha you’ve gone through in the past several weeks. Also, your waist size.