![Additions to The Dewdrop Much-Abridged Diccionario of Splendor and Spirit
Important, very important, and recent updates have occurred since this lexicographer last posted. Here, please.
Sills [sil-s]: –noun 1. A silly person. 2. The state of being silly; silliness. –adjective Adorably silly. You’re très sills.
Bovarina [boh-vuh-ree-na]: –noun An elegant or beautiful young lady who makes stupid mistakes because she always has her head in the clouds.
Poetmess [poh-it-mes]: –noun A person who writes bad poetry.
Ourship [our-ship]: –noun 1. A strong emotional and sexual connection between two specific individuals that cannot or has not yet been classified as a relationship or friendship. 2. Dating, but not. 3. An affair in limbo. I wrote him a letter about ourship, because I need to know where this is going, but maybe I shouldn’t have.
Bearzo [bair-zo]: –noun A term of endearment for a lovely pup. Sit, bearzo!
Lab-bear-dor [lab-bair-dawr]: -noun A lovely one-of-a-kind Labrador. I really miss Buddha. He is the wisest lab-bear-dor.
Houstory [hous-tuh-ree]: –noun 1. Interior decoration as vignette; the kind of interior decoration that, with one glance of the space, informs the viewer exactly of the inhabitant. 2. Interior design with only the inhabitant’s taste and satisfaction in mind. The kind of houstory I want to tell is one that shows my love of books, shoes, and men. Also, fully-stocked bar somewhere, I don’t care where.
Breadatarian [bred-i-tair-ee-uhn]: –noun A vegetarian that doesn’t know how to eat very healthfully. You don’t eat veggies? You’re not a vegetarian, you’re a breadatarian. You’re going to die of cancer.
Smilestone [smahyl-stohn]: –noun 1. A subtle moment in one’s life that no one but the experiencer could know ever occurred, but which the experiencer will always remember. 2. Profound moments of beauty or self-awareness that transcend others. When I was running on the beach, I looked at the sunset and I knew the end of this spring was a smilestone-ridden spring; I’m never gonna be the same.
Jalapeñata [hah-luh-peyn-yah-tuh]: –noun A sexy, vibrant or colorful outfit of the kind that only a brunette should EVER wear. Please consult Jennifer Lopez’s wardrobe for reference.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln7ioke4fz1qzxa5bo1_500.gif)
Additions to The Dewdrop Much-Abridged Diccionario of Splendor and Spirit
Important, very important, and recent updates have occurred since this lexicographer last posted. Here, please.
- Sills [sil-s]: –noun 1. A silly person. 2. The state of being silly; silliness. –adjective Adorably silly. You’re très sills.
- Bovarina [boh-vuh-ree-na]: –noun An elegant or beautiful young lady who makes stupid mistakes because she always has her head in the clouds.
- Poetmess [poh-it-mes]: –noun A person who writes bad poetry.
- Ourship [our-ship]: –noun 1. A strong emotional and sexual connection between two specific individuals that cannot or has not yet been classified as a relationship or friendship. 2. Dating, but not. 3. An affair in limbo. I wrote him a letter about ourship, because I need to know where this is going, but maybe I shouldn’t have.
- Bearzo [bair-zo]: –noun A term of endearment for a lovely pup. Sit, bearzo!
- Lab-bear-dor [lab-bair-dawr]: -noun A lovely one-of-a-kind Labrador. I really miss Buddha. He is the wisest lab-bear-dor.
- Houstory [hous-tuh-ree]: –noun 1. Interior decoration as vignette; the kind of interior decoration that, with one glance of the space, informs the viewer exactly of the inhabitant. 2. Interior design with only the inhabitant’s taste and satisfaction in mind. The kind of houstory I want to tell is one that shows my love of books, shoes, and men. Also, fully-stocked bar somewhere, I don’t care where.
- Breadatarian [bred-i-tair-ee-uhn]: –noun A vegetarian that doesn’t know how to eat very healthfully. You don’t eat veggies? You’re not a vegetarian, you’re a breadatarian. You’re going to die of cancer.
- Smilestone [smahyl-stohn]: –noun 1. A subtle moment in one’s life that no one but the experiencer could know ever occurred, but which the experiencer will always remember. 2. Profound moments of beauty or self-awareness that transcend others. When I was running on the beach, I looked at the sunset and I knew the end of this spring was a smilestone-ridden spring; I’m never gonna be the same.
- Jalapeñata [hah-luh-peyn-yah-tuh]: –noun A sexy, vibrant or colorful outfit of the kind that only a brunette should EVER wear. Please consult Jennifer Lopez’s wardrobe for reference.
